CraftyApologies Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Are you tired of feeling like a fly on the wall in social situations? Well, on our server, you can be the life of the party without even having to say a word!

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and interact with other players who, just like you, may feel like they have nothing to say in the real world. But fear not, for on our server, you can let your actions speak louder than words!

Forget about AI chatbots and awkward social interactions – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the fear of judgment or feeling like a hack. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where even the quietest of players can shine bright like a diamond pickaxe!

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	694
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Votes:	1892
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Animals Bred:	48
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Potions Brewed:	125	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	425466	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!

MineTearCraft

emotional dramas, emotional films, emotional rollercoaster movies, emotional tearjerker movies, films that hit you in the feels, films that make you emotional, films that make you weep, films to watch when feeling down, heart-wrenching movies, MineTearCraft, movies that bring on the tears, movies that evoke strong emotions, movies that make you cry, movies that make you emotional wreck, movies that make you teary-eyed, movies that touch your soul, movies that tug at your heartstrings, movies to watch when sad, sad movies, tear-inducing films, tearjerker films

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3746	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will bring tears to your eyes as you witness the beauty of our pixelated landscapes and the hilarity of our player-built creations.

Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry (literally). Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its greatness.

So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can mine diamonds while crying tears of happiness, battle epic bosses while laughing uncontrollably, and build the most ridiculous structures while wiping tears of joy from your eyes.

Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server of all time. Join us now and get ready to cry like you’ve never cried before (in a good way, of course).

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, civil union, equality, european union, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legalization, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Liechtenstein, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, society, Takes Effect

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov

Druze community, Druze minority, DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov, female empowerment, gender equality, government appointment, government officials, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minority representation, new government, official position, political diversity, political progress, Suwaida, Suwaida governor, Syria, Syrian government, woman governor, women in government, women leaders

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

hey u! ya u! r u lookin for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got a syrian government that’s so wild, they put a druze minority woman as governor in suwaida! that’s right, she’s the third woman to hold an official position under the new government and she’s killin it!

come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! build ur own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even meet a talking sheep! our server is so epic, even herobrine is scared to log on! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the madness begin!

TendonCraft: Fiber Fun & Recovery

Achilles tendon, Achilles tendon injury, Achilles tendon recovery, fiber, fiber arrangement, fiber orientation, Fun, healthy tendons, imaging technique, injured tendons, injury recovery, medical imaging, phase retardance, Recovery, tendon healing, tendon health, tendon health insights, tendon imaging, tendon injury, tendon injury patterns, tendon patterns, tendon recovery, tendon research, TendonCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, bro? well, let me tell u sumthin’, dis server is so lit, it’s gonna make ur Achilles tendon injury recover faster than u can say “diamond sword”! we got new imaging techniques dat will blow ur mind, showing u patterns in injured tendons dat u never knew existed.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, let me tell u a story. dere was dis player who joined da server and his Achilles tendon was all messed up, but after playin’ on our server, he was jumpin’ around like a pro in no time! his tendon was healin’ faster than u can say “creeper explosion”!

so, if u wanna have a blast, make new friends, and heal ur tendon at da same time, den dis server is da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Towns, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

‘Spugunke’ Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days old
Features	Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Discord	Join Discord
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the Java IP: spugunke.net or Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best with Port 25565.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, make sure to check out the rules on our Discord server and follow them to maintain a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

3. Can I create my own town or join an existing one?

Yes, there are different teams and towns on the server that you can join or create your own to build a thriving community.

4. Is the server lag-free?

Yes, the server is non-laggy for a smooth gameplay experience.

5. How can I teleport to other players?

You can use the Tpa command to teleport to other players within the server.

Candy Cereal Wonderland 1.21.1

1.21.1, artificial flavors, balanced diet, breakfast cereals, breakfast choices, breakfast options, candy, CEREAL, childhood obesity, consumer awareness, dietary habits, empty calories, Food Industry, health concerns, hidden sugars, marketing tactics, nutritional value, processed foods, sugar addiction, sugar overload, sugary cereals, unhealthy eating, wonderland

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because we got breakfast cereals that are literally candy in the game! I mean, who needs a balanced diet when you can just munch on sugary goodness all day in blocky form, am I right? Plus, we’re all about questioning reality here, like seriously, what are we even doing with our lives? So come join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together in this wacky Minecraft world!