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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3190 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 249 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4165 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?