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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5762 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?