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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3560 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Void Gems Collected: 35 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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