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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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