CraftyAnxietyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	55017
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Emeralds Found:	8845
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	7067
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	118

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchantments Applied:	171
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3987
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Girl Power Zone

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come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Soul Soicety

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Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Crops Grown:	2743	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.