CraftyAnnoyance | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mines Excavated:	2349	Void Gems Collected:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	897
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9606	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	212
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1068	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Potions Brewed:	132	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Farms Harvested:	363
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3400	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Mines Excavated:	2759
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5