CraftyAmazonRecall | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.

oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.

so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	5103

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7319	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Towns Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6324

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Items Found:	2200
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Votes:	7331
Crops Grown:	2541	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8995	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	254
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Animals Bred:	84	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2805	Star Shards Collected:	228
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Buildings Constructed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!