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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 802 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 532959 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.
oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.
so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.
