CraftyAmazonRecall | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.

oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.

so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Animals Bred:	179
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	2158

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	185	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ores Mined:	5611
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	295554
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crops Grown:	5492
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	107	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!