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CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2248
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	821567
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Crops Grown:	7876	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3147	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	0

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ores Mined:	9588
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Buildings Constructed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6131
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	2492	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

Players:	105/900	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11