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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1933 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
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