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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9927 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the pigs ride the chickens and the creepers do the macarena before they explode? well, welcome to our server, where the only automation you’ll find is the redstone contraptions built by our resident mad scientists. forget about AI taking over the world, here we have villagers who can communicate with dolphins and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond pickaxes.
join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. our server is like a drive-thru on steroids, with chatbots that tell jokes and dispense free diamonds instead of burgers.
come on down to our server, where the only self checkout you’ll find is when you defeat the ender dragon without breaking a sweat. who needs automation when u can have epic adventures and build insane structures with your bare hands? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. trust me, you won’t regret it.
