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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5177 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from a magic wand. our dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our server from griefers and trolls.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have a world generated by AI where anything is possible?
