if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from a magic wand. our dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our server from griefers and trolls.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have a world generated by AI where anything is possible?
November 19, 2024
Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2352 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.