join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from a magic wand. our dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our server from griefers and trolls.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have a world generated by AI where anything is possible?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 New Chunks Explored: 434247
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

    UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you
    Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

    Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

    OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 177 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

    Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

    Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

    HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8469
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1122 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7736 Players Killed by Monsters: 7107

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8427 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 620

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Mines Excavated: 4050
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 161 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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