CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

chore distribution, ChoreCraft, family conflict, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household division of labor, Household Management, household responsibilities, parental favoritism, parenting challenges, parenting disagreements, sibling favoritism, Son, son chores, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter chores, stepdaughter complaints, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily issues, stepmother struggles, stepson responsibilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCultCraft

belief system, BRAINWASHING, chance, charismatic, Community, control, CraftyCultCraft, Cult, cult followers, cult leader, cult practices, devotion, Followers, Ideology, indoctrination, influence, leader, Manipulation, opportunity, start a cult, Worship

If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Beirut, Conflict, critical condition, CriticalCraft, current events, hezbollah, Hospital, IAF strike, injured, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SECURITY, Senior Hezbollah leader, Server, Terrorism, update, Wafiq Safa

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Items Found:	4654	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

Chinese ships, chopstick, coast guard, diplomatic tensions, east asia, enforcement, foreign relations, guard, illegal, illegal activities, illegal fishing, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime security, Naval vessels, Patrol, Pirates, response, S Korean, Ships, South Korean, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial waters

are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OrdiCraft2

clan system, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Bosses, Custom Plugins, Economy, exclusive perks, Kits, Map, MINERALS, multiplayer, PvP, rank up, Resets, Survival, trading area, Vanilla, version 1.21.x, Version 1.8, virtual store, Warps

Welcome to our Classic Survival server. Buy items in the virtual store, exchange in the trading area and open special crates to obtain rewards. With 18 kits available per rank and a clan system, you can join other players to conquer the server. Rank up and unlock exclusive perks, use warps to move quickly, and protect your belongings with minerals. Take on custom bosses and play from version 1.8 to 1.21.x. The map never resets!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

application, arcade games, Challenges, CREEPERS, Custom Enchants, Discord, Eden, Endless, game modes, Generators, Green.., Huggers, java, Leveling, Minecraft, misunderstood, OneBlock, Plugins, Quests, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, smp, Treefeller, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features

Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played. Meet some Unique people that you will quickly call friends.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins
What our Server has to offer:	SMP World & Resource World OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds! Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique? We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting. A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

Question

Answer

How to Join?

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins

What our Server has to offer:

SMP World & Resource World
OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds

Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!

Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique?

We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.

A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

End It Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping strategies, courage, depression, end it, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, Override, pull the trigger, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, support system, SURVIVE, Therapy, will to live

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about diving into a lava-filled dungeon to rescue a group of lost villagers who have been taken captive by evil pandas?

But wait, there’s more! Want to test your courage and survival skills? Join our “End it All” challenge where players must overcome their will to live and see who can be the last one standing! It’s a crazy ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest, most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have special powers, but we do have mechas! That’s right, giant robots roaming around the server causing chaos and destruction (in a fun way, of course).

But that’s not all – our server has a rich history of saving Earth not once, but twice! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our players are so skilled and strategic that they were able to defeat alien invasions and natural disasters with ease. We’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about KINGta, the legendary player who single-handedly took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword. He may not be the hero we wanted, but he’s definitely the hero we needed.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you pilot mechas, save the world, and witness epic battles like KINGta vs. the creepers? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, baby, Boundaries, domestic violence, Food, Formula, Homeless, LEAVING, Mess, Minecraft, MommaCraft, nappies, noise, Parenting Style, privileged, Rich, rules, Server, sleep training, White, working from home, Yelling, young mum

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this entitled houseguest from hell.

Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	170
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RentFreeFamDrama

Agreement, apartment, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, Disrespect, Drama, family, Financial, Immigrant, living situation, parents, relationship, Rent, RentFreeFamDrama, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for the craziest virtual escapade you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible roommates in real life? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and never have to worry about moochers or unwanted guests moving in without your permission! Plus, you can charge them rent in diamonds – because why not?

Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual family members who think they can take advantage of you! Set boundaries, demand payment for rent, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. And if they try to bring their boyfriends or girlfriends into your virtual space without permission, you can kick them out without any real-life consequences!

Join our server now and unleash your inner landlord as you navigate through crazy family dynamics, financial disputes, and drama-filled roommate situations – all in the safe and hilarious world of Minecraft! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of mining your first diamond all over again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items – shh, don’t tell anyone! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you join our wacky world of blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive the thrill of discovering new things in Minecraft all over again!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCarnaval

amazon rainforest, Beaches, Brazil, Caipirinha, Capoeira, Carnival, Christ the Redeemer, CraftyCarnaval, culture, Diversity, FAVELAS, Food, Music, Portuguese, Rio de Janeiro, SAMBA, Soccer, south america, tourism, Tropical, vibrant

Forget about samba and soccer, because on our Minecraft server, Brazil is all about building epic structures and surviving in the wild jungle! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can ride giant parrots, battle mobs with bananas, and even discover hidden treasure buried by ancient Mayans (or maybe just a sneaky player). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through the rainforest – just watch out for those pesky creepers disguised as capybaras! Join us now and experience the true spirit of Brazil in a whole new way!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

foreign relations, Grip, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, international affairs, Lebanese government, lebanon, Lebanon president, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new president, Politics, pushes, regional stability, sectarianism, Server, united states, US, us foreign policy, US intervention, weaken

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, battle, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Defense, escalation, f-16, F16, fighter-bomber, Incident, International, Military, News, Reports, Russian, shot down, Su-34, Su34, SUPERSONIC, Technology, War

so, like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz, like, we got this epic story where a russian su-34 supersonic fighter-bomber got shot down by an f-16 but then they both landed in our minecraft world and now they’re havin a battle royale with creepers and endermen and stuff. it’s like, totally wild, dude. join now and be part of the action, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff. so come on, what are u waitin for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Towns Built:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Elastic Pixel Fun Land

advanced display, clear image quality, Development, display durability, display technology, distortion-free, Durability, elastic, electronic devices, expandable display, flexibility, Fun, high-quality image, innovation, Land, long-lasting display, performance degradation, PIXEL, research, stretch and contract, stretchable display, stretchable electronics, stretchable materials, Technology

OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5977	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ores Mined:	2966	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!