CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7660	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	468	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9834
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1042	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Buildings Constructed:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6898
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5199
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Emeralds Found:	8047	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Votes:	849
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4142	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crops Grown:	6798
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!