CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server

Appearance, Breakup, criticism, DATING, Decision making, friendship, Frustration, Girlfriend, gym, History, industrial museum, influence, judgment, Minecraft, peer pressure, Personality, relationships, self worth, Server, social expectations, societal norms, sports, Superficiality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your friend’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and create while also getting caught up in some juicy gossip.

We’ve got history fanatics, industrial museum meet-cutes, and friends pressuring each other to make questionable relationship decisions. Who needs a moral when you can have all this chaos?

So if you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

Beyond the Sea, conspiracy theories, crime drama, David Duchovny, favorite character, favorite episode, fbi, Gillian Anderson, long tail tag, Mulder and Scully, Mystery, Paranormal, smp, Supernatural, Suspense, TheXFilesMinecraft, Thriller, tv show, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7228
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	7811
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Items Found:	8427
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Animals Bred:	197	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5662	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2