CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	4839
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	154	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoLoansNoProblems

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
New Chunks Explored:	224138	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mellow Meadows

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	1762
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LebCraft: War of the Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.