CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. These llamas will guide you through the game with their expert advice and hilarious antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3591
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	490	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5217
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	177
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Animals Bred:	58
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Farms Harvested:	967
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	3903	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2069	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).