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No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	538	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	976624	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1593
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5350
Potions Brewed:	108	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FreebieCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	3536	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6731	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	1872	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2