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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1843 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 953268 |
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