What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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