Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 998 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Void Gems Collected: 32
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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