Crafty20XX | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyComrades

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make online friends who will have your back no matter what – whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest for the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who find the diamonds will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new online friends – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

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lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3455	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this wild world where everything is upside down and inside out. like, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken comes and starts dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, whoa, did that really happen or did i eat too many mushrooms?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. and get this, if you collect enough golden carrots, you can unlock the secret level where you have to fight a dragon made out of rainbow-colored blocks.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in riddles and give out quests that involve finding lost treasure in the depths of the ocean? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

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Minecraft Server: Iperios

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs:

1. How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

2. How can I join an existing nation?

If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

3. How can I conquer new territories?

In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

4. What resources can be found in the game?

There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Limbus Company – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to conform to society’s norms.

Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of illusions and trickery to reach the end.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming extractions include The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these characters come into play.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our target extraction is none other than [ Faust ] ID & E.G.O. That’s right, we’re going after the big guns and nothing can stop us!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SickSonSquadCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AlienCraft2021

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Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magic Items Found:	6365	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NukeCraftPeacePrize

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yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky References Only

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

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So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

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Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

CREATE YOUR WORLD!

There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

RULE YOUR WORLD!

Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	797
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5528	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Items Found:	5403
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.