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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers, LazuLight drama, and OBSYDIA shenanigans.

Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the magic happens, and Noctyx is where the chaos reigns supreme. ILUNA is the land of mystery, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines, and Krisis is where the drama unfolds.

But wait, there’s more! TTT is where you’ll find the bravest warriors, Denauth is where the adventure begins, and our Teamup schedule will keep you on your toes. And don’t forget about our Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous section for some extra spice!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring old face? Want to spice things up with some hilarious faceswaps but can’t because they’ve blocked it on the Face app? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special plugin that allows you to faceswap with any block in the game! That’s right, you can have a creeper face, a diamond block face, or even a dirt block face! Join us and unleash your inner blockhead in the most epic faceswapping adventure ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane feature!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7064	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tragic Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic love story of OOT Zelda and Link unfold right before your very eyes. Will they finally confess their feelings for each other or will Ganon ruin everything once again? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, we have custom-built dungeons that are so challenging, even the most hardcore gamers will break a sweat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server ever!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft experience? Looking for a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bedrock edition, where the textures are so saturated, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a rainbow! But that’s not all, our server runs so smoothly, you’ll be flying through the game at warp speed.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may never want to leave. We’ve heard stories of players who tried to switch back to Java, only to find themselves crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! If you win on our server, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather, turn all the zombies into friendly villagers, and ride a dragon into battle against the Ender Dragon herself!

But beware, if you lose, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity and be chased around by a pack of angry wolves. So come join us and see what happens if she wins… or loses!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2040	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most scaly-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about those scales, baby. Whether you’re into dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, or even lizard people like Argonians, this is the place for you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lewd lizard writings to keep you entertained.

Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.

So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9958	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server

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› Our project is based on Minecraft PE version 1.1 – 1.1.7.• On our server you will find such mini-games as: BedWars 4v4v4v4 Mode and SkyWars Solo Mode, as well as SkyWars Teams Mode!• Just recently a new seasonal mini-game was added to the server – Grich Simulator! Attention, it will only be available until March! Don’t miss the opportunity to play a new mini-game!• When creating the server, we tried to convey the style and atmosphere of mini-games from the Hypixel server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with insane events like Sim Room Overclock, where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the extreme!

But wait, there’s more! How about dressing up your character in the latest fashion trends with Costume Passes like Thief of Justice and Baseball Fan? Trust us, your Minecraft avatar will be the talk of the server!

And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] and Solo Raid: Behemoth. You won’t want to miss out on the action-packed fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter Rapunzel: Pure Grace cleaning up the party mess or Cinderella: Glass Princess breaking out her killer dance moves. It’s all happening on our server!

Download now for Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!

So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being seen as an “ick” to women in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, being a male autist actually makes you a total chick magnet! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with ladies who can’t resist a guy who knows how to build a mean pixelated castle.

Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.

Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

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Welcome to ONK, the Minecraft server where the story started out great but then took a nosedive into irredeemable garbage – just like your favorite anime! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through the ups and downs of Minecraft gameplay.

Why should you join ONK, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a magical unicorn. But beware, for there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your unicorn powers and turn you into a llama with a bad haircut.

But fear not, brave adventurer! ONK is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will bestow upon you the gift of infinite chicken nuggets if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join ONK today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of ONK, anything can happen – for Japan!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Believe Minecraft SMP I’m Voting Trump

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen as they fight for control over the land. Will you choose to align yourself with the Carrot Knights or the Broccoli Bandits? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, things may get a little… explosive.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Harris’ Media Misinfo Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Extent of Harris would struggle to keep up with the madness. We’ve got more coordinated media disinformation than a conspiracy theory convention, all to lure in those liberal cucks to our rallies (just kidding, we don’t actually have rallies…or do we?). Join us for a maze of craziness that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TV SHOWS THAT SHOULD BE A HIT ON /TV/ BUT /TV/ HAS NO IDEA THEY EXIST Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft adventure where players are transported to the afterlife and must solve the mystery of their own disappearance.

Picture this: you’re a teen stuck in the afterlife, attending school and uncovering secrets left and right. But beware, the closer you get to the truth, the more twisted the lies become. It’s like a mix of Nancy Drew and Stranger Things, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and tons of movie references that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, there’s very little diversity and poz, so you can focus on the real fun stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what mysteries await you in the afterlife!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Towns Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1