Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers!

We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Ores Mined: 3204
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

    Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

    Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 123 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchantments Applied: 98
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

    If you are: 

Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

    Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

    And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

    Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

    We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Star Shards Collected: 71
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

    Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server
    Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 115 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 71
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 2149

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 422658 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Crops Grown: 2882
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Crops Grown: 2198
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 483 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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