Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

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IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

❓️ What do we have here?

Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

[пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	573483	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

+18, 10k World border, age, Anti-grief measures, apply, content creators, Continues, Cosmetics, Custom armor statues, Epic, in-game cosmetics, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Minecraft, Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Pleasure, Saga, season 3, shopping district, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6151	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MicroCraftMedicine

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LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Animals Bred:	109	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	71	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

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so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.