Crafty Weebs United | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	9607	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	89
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3597
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	16