Crafty Weebs United

action, animated series, Anime, Beginner, Classics, Crafty, cult classic, Drama, EoE, ESSENTIAL, Favorite, iconic, influential, Mecha, must see, must watch, nge, Popular, Psychological, Recommendations, science fiction, United, Weeb’s

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Truth, rumored to be wielded by the almighty Creeper King. But be warned, he’s not your average Minecraft boss – he’s got a whole army of zombie minions at his disposal!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic anime-inspired builds you’ve ever seen. From a giant Pikachu statue to a fully functioning Attack on Titan-style castle, there’s no limit to the creativity you’ll find here.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be battling Creeper Kings and exploring anime wonders? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1167	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	91	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	2824	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Farms Harvested:	478
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	249

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Enchantments Applied:	289	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	1292	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	1409
Magic Items Found:	1859	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	359003

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	6000
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.