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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3342 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9243 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!