Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

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If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

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Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Star Shards Collected:	205

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Crops Grown:	5581	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchantments Applied:	118	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Towns Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ores Mined:	3472
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Towns Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6608	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	111795	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	250	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Runes Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!