Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBusterFamPressure

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Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Brain Busters

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so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	327985
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HairCraftMoms

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	229394
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	103

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyMisconceptions

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People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OligarchyCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

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lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Zombie Dances:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

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AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2