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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4270 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1041 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7030 |
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