Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

A, Crafty, creativity, FTM, girl, is.., key, mental illness, more sane, not like, Optional, POL, sanity, school shooting, Server, Start, start a, TESTOSTERONE, took, trannies, tranny, transgenderism, Want, why, why would

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	4515	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimension Hops:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	48044	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2287	Mines Excavated:	4860
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	62
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ores Mined:	6972
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7866
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7997
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	386743
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	160

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Farms Harvested:	717
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life