Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7617	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Whale Sound Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where sperm whales rule the land! yep, you heard that right, these massive creatures are the bosses of the server and they have some juicy secrets to spill. ever wondered what they do in their free time? well, now you can find out!

watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!

but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	16+
Features	World Map! (click here) Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Discord to Minecraft Chat Small community Active staff Commitment to vanilla Enforced Rules No land claiming (Rollback griefing!) Minimal Lag Custom Advancements

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!

Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by applying through our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the age requirement is 16 and above.
What type of players are welcome on the server?	All types of Minecraft players are welcome, from technical to builders.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom advancements for more challenges.
Is there a World Map available for the server?	Yes, you can access the World Map by clicking the provided link.

We hope to see you on the server soon! Good luck!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TallTunes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HospitalHaunts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Epic House Doctor Server

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so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	8719
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magic Items Found:	6576

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.