Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 10:06 AM

New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and nonsensical shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is hot on your trail, ready to steal your precious loot and turn it into a giant omelette!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is filled with friendly players who will join forces with you to defeat the Chicken Overlord and claim victory for all of block-kind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to bacon, in which case you might want to steer clear of those dancing pigs).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrustyCreeperFragrance

    CrustyCreeperFragrance

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

    Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ForklessSpoonfulsMC

    ForklessSpoonfulsMC

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    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

    JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EggcellentBrainCraft

    EggcellentBrainCraft

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    so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

    how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

    TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

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    TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
    Supported Platforms Java & Bedrock
    Java Versions 1.7 to latest

    Server Details

    Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

    Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
    Are there any custom plugins on the server? Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
    Can players use cheats or hacks on the server? No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
    Is PvP enabled on the server? PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPunch Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

    Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

    So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

    BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Time Warp Minecraft Server

    Time Warp Minecraft Server

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    Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

    Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrafter69

    CreeperCrafter69

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    Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

    KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

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    lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

    CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

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    Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

    PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

    ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

    AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JoinWood Minecraft server

    JoinWood Minecraft server

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    Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

    m11.joinserver.ru:25749

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

    TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

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    TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
    Supported Platforms Java & Bedrock
    Available Versions Java 1.7 to latest

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    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What type of server is TheCrib? TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
    What platforms does the server support? The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
    Which versions of Java are available to join on? Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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