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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2663 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is hot on your trail, ready to steal your precious loot and turn it into a giant omelette!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is filled with friendly players who will join forces with you to defeat the Chicken Overlord and claim victory for all of block-kind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to bacon, in which case you might want to steer clear of those dancing pigs).