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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4615 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1929 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.