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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7801 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Farms Harvested: | 451 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).