New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 108/900 Votes: 1343
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mines Excavated: 2549
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Dragon Scales Harvested: 313 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Animals Bred: 149 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

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  • Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

    Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3922
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Players Killed by Monsters: 8487
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ores Mined: 7803
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question everything! Are you ready to nurture an atmosphere of chaos and fun? Ban genital mutilation or embrace it – the choice is yours! Our server is the perfect place to find the middle ground between extremes, leaving everyone slightly confused and entertained. Who needs a civil war when you can battle it out in Minecraft instead?

    Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

    Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 6789
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 227 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

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  • GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!

    GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 898
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Animals Bred: 171
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Emeralds Found: 3500

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and ridiculous stories that will make you forget all about your sister’s never-ending demands.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting kicked out for standing up for yourself. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to babysit anyone’s kids unless you want to build a daycare in-game!

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato. Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

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  • PayCheckCraft

    PayCheckCraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5493
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Alien Abductions: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Farms Harvested: 983 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamed of spending your first paycheck on a virtual pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and embark on epic quests to earn that sweet, sweet paycheck to spend on the most ridiculous and fantastical items you can imagine. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted armor, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why waste your paycheck on boring stuff like bills and groceries when you can live out your wildest dreams in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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  • The Studio

    The Studio
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 6811
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Neat Spawn Check out the cool spawn area!
    Marketplace We are forming a marketplace for players to trade.
    Nether Hub Explore our nether hub and roads!
    Age Requirement Players must be 16+ to join.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, hop over to our discord and we will try to get you on the list as soon as possible. Join our Discord here.

    What are some cool features of the server?

    We have a neat spawn area, a marketplace, nether hub, and nether roads for players to explore and enjoy.

    Is there an age requirement to join?

    Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the server.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero 1.21

    Zenless Zone Zero 1.21
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7235
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Alien Abductions: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about the boring old servers, this one is like a storm of falling stars hitting your brain!

    We got special programs, combat intel, and trailers that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events – it’s gonna be lit AF!

    Plus, we got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a god in the game. And all the resources and useful links you could ever need, like seriously, it’s a goldmine of awesomeness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, I promise!

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  • What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?

    What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 2674
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Chimeras Created: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever found yourself trapped in a cave with nothing but a pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special “Cave Escape” challenge where you have to dig your way out using only your wits and a whole lot of luck. Trust me, it’s a real nail-biter!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a “Sheep Racing” event where you can saddle up your favorite fluffy friend and race against other players to see who has the fastest sheep in all the land. And let me tell you, those wooly critters can really move when they want to!

    And let’s not forget about our “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” competition, where players have to bust out their best dance moves to distract the Ender Dragon while their teammates try to take it down. It’s like a rave party with a giant, fire-breathing lizard as the guest of honor!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride of crazy challenges, insane events, and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a sticky situation that turns into the best gaming experience of your life!

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  • Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server

    Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5656
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Crops Grown: 9915 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Animals Bred: 157
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3477 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Votes: 1498 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life like they’re the puppet masters of your heartstrings? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect house and avoiding creepers!

    On our server, you can build a virtual minigolf course with your boyfriend without your parents breathing down your neck about “formal relationships” and “engagement announcements.” Let your creativity run wild as you watch movies in the living room with his brother without fear of being accused of disrespecting your elders.

    And don’t worry about cultural differences or generational clashes – on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the freedom to make your own decisions. So say goodbye to parental control and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!

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  • TouchyStrangerNoNo

    TouchyStrangerNoNo
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 386
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a virtual bar with your Minecraft buddies, having a grand old time, when suddenly a mysterious player appears out of nowhere and whispers in your pixelated ear, “Join our server and you’ll always feel free to build whatever your heart desires!” You turn around and see a player who looks like they’re in their 30s (in Minecraft years, that’s like ancient).

    Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”

    At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”

    Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!

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  • RespawnRave

    RespawnRave
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2340
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming veins!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends for a game of Minecraft Monopoly.

    So say goodbye to your gaming slump and hello to a world of endless excitement and ridiculousness. Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • BlockyMedClinic

    BlockyMedClinic
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8202
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 195 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Emeralds Found: 421
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    hEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE STEM CELLS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

    YOU WANT TO CURE CANCER? DIABETES? PARKINSON’S? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR STEM CELLS GOT YOU COVERED, THEY’RE LIKE LITTLE DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT BLOCK FORM.

    WE’VE GOT A WHOLE CLINIC SET UP WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THESE STEM CELLS WORK THEIR MAGIC, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HOSPITAL BUT WAY MORE FUN.

    SO JOIN US TODAY AND WATCH AS THESE TINY LITTLE CELLS SAVE LIVES AND MAKE MINECRAFT A BETTER PLACE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES, BECAUSE WHY NOT? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS!

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  • RulerCraft

    RulerCraft
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 8938
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Votes: 2161
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours
    What RulerCraft offers:
    Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
    Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
    Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
    Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
    Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
    Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
    Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.
    Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
    Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
    SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day.
    Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with challenging custom Bosses.
    Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.
    Check our Map: https://map.rulercraft.com
    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD
    Visit our website: www.rulercraft.com
    IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock) play.rulercraft.com

    FAQ

    1. How do I start my own town or nation?

    To start your own town or nation on RulerCraft, simply use the Towny feature and follow the in-game prompts to establish your settlement.

    2. Can I join an existing town or nation?

    Yes, you can join an existing town or nation by reaching out to its leaders and requesting to become a member.

    3. How does the Economy system work?

    The Economy on RulerCraft is dynamic and fair, with automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around the Earth map for resource exchange.

    4. What are the perks available on RulerCraft?

    There are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from on RulerCraft, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, and more.

    5. Can I turn on PvP in the game?

    Yes, PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and players can choose whether to enable it for themselves. Players with a red name have PvP activated.

    6. How do Dungeons work on RulerCraft?

    RulerCraft features custom dungeons with challenging bosses and mobs for players to defeat, offering valuable loot and experience points.

    7. Is RulerCraft available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

    Yes, RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players to join the server from any device.

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

    Ethereal Realm 1.21.4
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 2992
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

    We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

    Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 757
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

    Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

    With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

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  • DadSaidWhatMC

    DadSaidWhatMC
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3102
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dimension Hops: 11 Farms Harvested: 510
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Towns Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

    Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

    Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

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