Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
91/900 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Dragons Tamed: |
2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: |
5 |
Enchantments Applied: |
92 |
Zombie Dances: |
0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: |
5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
24 |
Runes Activated: |
7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
16 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
178 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
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so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.