Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

    Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • > Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

    > Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server

    Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with basic art and lazy developers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with AI-generated art that is so ugly, it’s actually hilarious! Imagine building your dream castle with walls that look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler – that’s the kind of experience we offer.

    But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?

    So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

    Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

    JUST SURVIVAL)

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

    Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3397 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

    Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

    And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky fun! Join us for epic events like the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted swords.

    But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.

    Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Nosey Minecraft SMP Players

    Nosey Minecraft SMP Players
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a competition to see who has the biggest noses in the game! Join us and show off your sniffer skills as we measure and compare noses of all shapes and sizes. Will you come out on top as the ultimate nose champion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?

    Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Forget Me Not Minecraft Server

    Forget Me Not Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in Minecraft? Join our server and prepare for the day of reckoning! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

    But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.

    So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HoloX Minecraft SMP – Virtual Vibe Crew

    HoloX Minecraft SMP – Virtual Vibe Crew
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to become the rightful rulers of Eden, where the only rule is to have a good time and cause mayhem wherever you go.

    Our members are a wild bunch, from La+ Darknesss who builds the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, to Takane Lui who is known for her epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. Hakui Koyori is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, while Sakamata Chloe is the resident expert in all things cute and cuddly. And let’s not forget about Kazama Iroha, who is rumored to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle.

    But that’s not all! Our members also have YouTube channels, Twitch streams, Twitter accounts, and even release original songs and covers. It’s a whirlwind of creativity and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Eden!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Fumiko is Kiga theory!

    Legend has it that deep within the pixelated realms of our server, lies a hidden treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the Fumiko is Kiga theory is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the spirits of ancient Minecraft warriors roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge them.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and prove your worth by conquering the treacherous dungeons, battling fearsome monsters, and uncovering the secrets of the Fumiko is Kiga theory. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the title of Diamond King or Queen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the epic quest of a lifetime. Just remember, in the world of Fumiko is Kiga theory, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Experience

    The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more pranks than a middle school sleepover, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds. Whatever your poison, we’ve got it all here on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for their kind. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness. Just remember, things tend to get a little “hot” around here.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8668

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Hnnnng Minecraft Server

    Hnnnng Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Potions Brewed: 176 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pine Tree SMP – Trump’s White House Adventure

    Pine Tree SMP – Trump’s White House Adventure
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a Trump rally? Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand! Build walls, make deals, and tweet your way to victory just like the man himself. Our server is so huge, it’s like the biggest crowd you’ve ever seen at a Trump rally. Don’t believe us? Check out our archived links for proof that we’re the real deal. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #MAGA #BuildTheWall #Trump2024

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9975 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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