Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server

Country Simulation, Crafty, Empire, EU5, game discussion, Game Downloads, Game Mods, Game recommendations, game reviews, game updates, games, Gaming Community, general, grand strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online forums, Random Country Picker, Server, strategy, strategy games, strategy tips, Vic 3

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	4289	Falling into the Void:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	7315
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8772	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	181
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7181	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	187
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	109

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5203	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6305
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?