Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
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