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CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	233

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6065
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8904	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2887
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Secret Passages Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1338
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3330
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	8295	Dragon Eggs Found:	7872
Treasure Maps Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	3989
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Players:	99/300	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3535
Void Gems Collected:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5