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Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ores Mined:	6033	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	216	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Alien Abductions:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	136	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	2152	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	9

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	158	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	7604
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Votes:	217
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0