Crafty Snake’s Minecraft Misadventures: The Phantom Block

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	4736
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchantments Applied:	209	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Items Found:	3353
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Towns Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Farms Harvested:	590
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	3733
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	125	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	234
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2011
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8652	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	700415
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9437
Farms Harvested:	610	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Zombie Dances:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2