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Players: 90/600 Votes: 272
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Divine Spears Created: 24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 1901
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Star Shards Collected: 134
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 384
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Crops Grown: 6134
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4716 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 7309
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4198
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Villages Defended: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Mines Excavated: 2993
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 2742
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Farms Harvested: 267 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7349
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 2843
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Zombie Dances: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 3164
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8737
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3919 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3279
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Zombie Dances: 9
    Emeralds Found: 353 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7674
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6881
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 152
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 688
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 298
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3160 Zombie Dances: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 3484
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Enchantments Applied: 75
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 5143 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6124
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Zombie Dances: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 866697
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4658
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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